Tis the season to go in debt because your
ungrateful family wants you to buy them
everything they see. Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Buy them a hand granade with a timer.
Problem solved on a permanent basis.
You mean grenade?
Do a spell check you damn smurf bastard!
Jethro Jethro Jethro Jethro Jethro Jethro
Granny, granny granny granny granny
Jed Jed Jed Jed Jed Jed Jed
Has a dog or maybe many
Fell asleep then went to bed
Married a hen or a couple henny
Woke up then stayed asleep
boy do I hate the penny
He drives a Jeep. Beep beep.
That's better, kiss my boots. LOWRIDER!
take your riboflavin
I believe in God but not His love.
every day, quoth the raven
I believe in death but not in life
He left New Haven
looking for the beginning of creation
I am hungry.
Moses made it all up!
But on the contrary,
I keep them in my pants
love love love love
harmony is nothing without chaos
fuck that love of yours
i make steak with rose and cows
I wish you'd melt in the summer.
but, I forgot to add some salt!
even though you're hard like a hammer
thnking about my salt, I couldn't bear
nothing changes even if you go to heaven
because I'm the only one who keeps this going
you knew it all along didn't you
you can leave coz it'll make no difference
and then, asking for more!
Six buckets of water
not you being this bold
nothing else you could add
hehe hehe who was it?
Live long and prosper
He said I look like a cop
or wither slowly away
but then I prayed to get it
the snake eats its own tail only sometimes
Too hard to set it
A friend is a lumpy rug
Take care of it because we both know you can
You learn to ignore the weirdness underneath.
It was but a mere flash in the pan
Don't feed the bears
Blinding mischief, passing in this fate
Serious consequences, you took the bait
Will always be a dream
Is truly such a bore
now all you can do is sit here and wait
your mom is such a loathsome whore
Never to be seen again
Drink the red tea and you will see
Im at a loss for words
Does butt sex hurt?
we are a club of stupid turds