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The word Plop reminds me of this----> Tune into Salty Cracker only on Rumble. Now more wisdom from our #2 poster. GET IT?! AHAHA---> Please seek help for your mental health Kenny G. Dew ewe doux da Playstation Tew FAS keeps people 12 years old forever when you're lucky enough to be Mall Santa. Only 11 more months! I'm so excited. God bless, TU.UTZ. Now more wisdom from a pile of pupu---> Hello. I'm Cornpop. What's happening? Where am I? Will someone give me a friendly wave or a report on their crops?---> Ah, what a nice day for a solid walk. Ready to explore the park---> What is it about Uranus that makes it such an interesting Gas Giant? ...contribute to our story I just contributed something sweet and gooey. Enjoy, TU.UTZ hiding from life in a 190' box. Try to forgive your parents and embrace what time that you have left. God bless you, ma'am Thank you for your thoughts and prayers MicroP. Would you care to stop by my place again tonight? I'll have something special ready for you. ...contribute to our story Is that the real person? Congrats on yer moment of clarity to finally see your vanishingly tiny treats. Oh, what a relief it is! Your turn, TU.UTZ---> Comet 31/ATLAS Papiere, bitte. Oh! Domino's Pizza? Sie kÃ¶nnen gehen. Passen Sie auf die schiefe Stufe und die Hundehaufen auf. lmaooooooooo Gee TU.UTZ, you're kind of losing it, aren't you? Remember, it's okay to be who you are. The crew cut helps, but you're just not believable as Mall Santa. You need a tiny Vespa to even qualify. Now more wisdom from Granny---> Nothing is more lonely than an old she/he responding to her own posts trying to feel something, anything at all. But all this thinking about Granny is inspiring me to feel myself actually, not that there is much to grab on to and feel. ---> The Golden One making the nation shine. God bless our leader who is planning to announce a mission to Uranus, the Gas Giant. ...Contribute to our story The commander of the mission has been selected. Vespa mechanic and oil change technician Micropeanus J. Thorensen will lead the crew of 6 to the mysterious atmosphere of Uranus, the gas giant. The pick has been seen as highly controversial in light of allegations that Mr. Micropeanus has no relevant experience in the field, and his criminal past has recently been uncovered leading to more questions than answers. Stay tuned to KJLP, home of the Jalapeno Courduroys, for more breaking news. Now back to more repetitive drivel from a smol man with a smol computer---> God bless you ma'am. May the stress not bother you so much tomorrow. Lmao Oh, not again, microdude! You have brown goop on your white sneakers. You've stepped in dog poop again! You need to go change out of those shoes, they reek, haha lol pupucopter GET IT?! AAAHAHAHA My work here is apparently done right after I change the oil in this here Vespa. Then I'm going to the Hungry Fisherman before I hit the bathhouse to listen to some soft rock with the boys. What are you doing, friend? Lmao---> Praying that you will find peace and happiness soon. But it might be tough to find underwear that fit. I've been searching and searching to no avail. I sent a handwritten letter to Speedo 2 years ago and they never responded. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Now more gibberish from Granny-in-Chief---> I'll have the pepperlingus, and the gentleman with have the fish taco. lmaoooo All this gibberish posted by a FAS participant who really wants to be a man without incontinence. Lmao ...contribute to our story.