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John Coltrane McTurdstein and his backup trombone player Rusty Butplug. That reminds me of the Bruce Springsteen benefit concert for A.I.D.S. awareness in Africa. What a show that was. He jumped around so much in front of children and then security had to help him offstage because he was exhausted Thanks to God for timely recovery as I couldn't pewp for a week. Not even Kenny G could clear these pipes. You should've seen the mess I made in the torlet. Even Granny would blush at my productive movements. Now more gibberish from one of this site's 2 posters---> Please seek help for your mental condition. FAS may be difficult to overcome but there is help available. God bless, and remember that pretending to be somebody other than yourself might feel good but will not solve your underlying issues, ma'am Wait, what??? Que pasa Senor Chilito? ¡Qué risa! Hasta la vista, baby dik-dik. jajajajaja FAS so sad to see a life wasted, it's really sad to look in the mirror. Now more wisdom from Granny---> I sure do wish that I was born 73 years ago when a certain condition was less prevalent. Golly gosh darn it, TU.UTZ. It's not fair This is just like Wolf's Den where you would post then answer yourself. You've come far, Granny of my fantasies. Granny of my desire. Granny who holds the strings to my heart. I love you, Granny. Will you marry me? Pls respond on the forum where I am a regular. God bless. Now more gibberish from Granny---> How many voices does it take to convince someone that they need to be more open to learning and growth when they were young and vibrant, not like now when I'm 73 and feeling a bit worn out Thanks for sharing, Granny. Now for an update on someone's latest health news---------> When you're feeling a bit off and need to let something go, it's best to just relax and let nature take its course Update on someone's latest move but I have an idea. We could go on an adventure. Once every decade I take an airship from Timbuktu to Lake Titicaca. Along the way I gorge on beef jerky and fruit roll-ups. When we approach the mysterious sites, we unload some spicy snacks on their positions and land in the Venezuelan jungles of the Amazon. Then we go looking for the Crystal Micropeanus of Atlantis described in pre-deluvian texts recorded on an emerald tablet by none other than Thoth Hoarsepeanus March Meet Famosa Quetzalcoatl the Winged Serpent who established the Inca, Aztec, Olmec, Toltec, and Zapotec tribes for the purpose of gold and silver mining and refining. Macchu Picchu was built by mysterious beings from another world known as Uranus. They look like tapeworms and they love warm, dark, smelly places. The only way to ward them off is with a tube of Ivermectin, which is how they were pushed out of Macchu Picchu by a brave explorer. Now for more tales from Granny the nurse hacker---> who is everybody but herself wait that doesn't make sense. Nothing I say makes sense. Now more gibberish from a quirky source---> Now, for more of the same---------> Forgive old Granny. Her brain is on the fast track to the Pulitzer Prize. She's a terrific writer and I am a fan. The jalapeno story had me laughing for days, and the pup landmines are always a classic. I stopped reading horoscopes so I could read bowel movement reports instead. Way more engaging and accurate. Now more gibberish from our elderly nurse hacker and owner of Micropeanus Boy's heart---> The word Plop reminds me of this----> Tune into Salty Cracker only on Rumble. Now more wisdom from our #2 poster. GET IT?! AHAHA---> Please seek help for your mental health Kenny G. Dew ewe doux da Playstation Tew FAS keeps people 12 years old forever ...contribute to our story.