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I really enjoy the attention and banter with others; it helps me feel less isolated as a recluse and a victim of Minuscule syndrome. Now more ramblings from a frail old man---> Your journey is nearing its end. What positive impacts have you made on society are well noted, even celbrated. Thank you for living in my head, Granny. I'll still be posting about you when I am 73. ---> I laughed, you laughed, he laughed. We all are spectators of the comedy show. No, go forth and laugh, then dance in the joy area. I dare you. Laughter will be your existence Traveling in a friedout Kombi
On a hippie trail head full of zombie
I met a strange lady she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Cant you hear can't you hear the thunder
You better run you better take cover"
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, Do you speak a my language
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men sunder
Cant you hear cant you hear the thunder
You better run you better take cover
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw and not much to say
I said to the man Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty
And he said
Oh do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Cant you hear cant you hear the thunder
You better run you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Cant you hear cant you hear the thunder
You better run you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Cant you hear cant you hear the thunder
You better run you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Cant you hear cant you hear the thunder
You better run you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Cant you hear cant you hear the thunder
You better run you better take cover

We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind (get it?! AAHAHAHA). Because your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance then they're not the Kenny G kind. Sing it, MicroPP---> Please seek help and therapy for your tiny appendage and accompanying mental issues. Thank you and enjoy more used Depends courtesy of your Master---> Rug Eater Stuttering John M elendez rides a Vespa too. We met in the summer of '92 at the bathhouse with the Kenny G muzak. I'll never forget the smell of his cologne. Now more from our sponsors---> FAS delivers for life for somebody who enjoys inspecting used diapers. Would you produce some more of them for me? I'd like to guess your last meal, Granny. Then maybe we can find you some assistance and a nice retirement community with mental health services. Will I visit you there too? One word - DEPENDS!! Ha, ha ha. No go seek help, dear old lady. Every step you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you play tennis through binoculars. Now more delightful treats from Lil' Willy Wonka---> Sorry about what your parents did to you, but it's important to focus on moving forward and finding support where you can like a tight pair of Underoos and a Vespa with a heated seat. Meet me on Napa at 1:00 PM today if you want to race. Be there or be square. lmaooooo Now more intriguing stories from our favorite potato---> The pupu supply on Uranus is replenished. More pupu to come ---> I'LL TALK ABOUT THE PERSON I MET WHEN I WAS YOUNG. IN 198X WE'VE FOUND THE YAHTZEE'S TOP SECRET MATERIAL CALLED ALBATROS WHICH WAS NEVER PUT INTO PRACTICE. IMPERIAL FORCE'S GENERALISSIMO KILLT HAS SEEN THE PLAN, AND DECIDED TO EXECUTE THE PLAN HIMSELF

THE FEDERATION TRIED TO STOP HIS ATTEMPT BY SENDING OUR HERO SUPER JOE, BUT LOST CONTACT WITH HIM. ONE BRAVE MAN WAS SENT WITH A SPECIAL MISSION- TO RESCUE SUPER JOE. THE STORY BEGINS AND ENDS NOW.REALLY IT DOES ...contribute to our story.

 

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