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of old ladies. It's probably because of the Micropeanus thing. Yeah, that's it. Now more hilarious content from Granny---> I'd like to come by and inspect your used diapers again, Granny. The scent in your trailer is quite something. Love Always, MJT Why are you so interested in my mental health and my used diapers? Why don't you do something useful and fix the crooked step on my long, dark walkway? Ta-ta, Microfriend. lmaoooo God bless you ma'am, and all that you drag along with you especially your cozy blankets. Love ya, TU.UTZ. Plz respond---> Have a better day tomorrow but try not to step in poop even if you like it. Now more gibberish from this site's #2 poster GET IT?! AAAHAHA---> That was very funny. I am laughing out loud. My home is the planet Uranus, the Gas Giant. There's no place like home, no matter what it smells like. ...contribute to our story Everybody knows that Microjalapenius thorensis is a real man with a real Vespa. He lives in a palace of marble and gold but works as a Mall Santa for charity and a scooter mechanic to get his mind off of the one who got away. *sigh* You'll rue the day to day tedium of having fun at the expense of the smol man with the micropeanuts. It's quite exhausting as there is no end to the potential comedic material presented by this bitter, miserable, tiny man. Now more wise and true words from a great intellectual heavyweight---> uuuuh, duuuh. You have a funny sense of humor, granny ha ha ha. Deeerp Talk Soup with John Henson starring John Henson BREAKING NEWS: NewsNation has learned that the Gas Giant, Uranus, is leaking. Witnesses are describing a brown, liquefied ooze becoming dislodged from the gravitational pull of the Gas Giant. We will update our viewers once more official information becomes available ---> Uranus expert, here. Do not panic. Every 73 years, Uranus produces what we in the scientific community call r,e,c,t,a,l,f,l,a,r,e,s which are mostly harmless unless you're in the blast radius. DHS is advising all citizens to purchase a gas mask, and men should shave their facial hair (smol mustache is okay) so the mask seals to their face properly. Good luck and see you on the other side of the chocolate Milky Way. Now more fashion advice from a stylish expert---> Look at what condition FAS has created in a 73 yr old woman. God bless you ma'am That was great fashion advice. Your advice is going to make me look good despite my physical challenges. It will make me look FABULOUS, to be honest. Thank you, kind sir. ...contribute to our story BREAKING NEWS: A peculiar individual was spotted near Uranus on Napa Ave. The suspect is described as a short, childlike man with an obese build but suspiciously small pants, riding a Vespa and listening to Kenny G at a high volume. Investigators say the suspect was wearing a Santa costume at the time of the incident. Anyone with information is urged to call Crimestoppers for a $100 reward for any tips that lead to an arrest. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Now more from our lovely sponsors---> Peeeeeeeeeeeee nnnnnnn uuuuuusssss TINY! Giggle out loud I wanna play pickleballs on Uranus, TU.UTZ. Meet me at the big rock if you want to join in At some point I'm going to need to update y'all on my latest project and my last adventure. It was epic and it was in fact a bow el movement of magnificent proportions. Details to follow---> Get it out, Granny. Get it all out and into a diaper for my personal enjoyment. Now for the report we've all been waiting for---> I managed to get to the toilet this time, but it ended up getting plugged. I can't afford a plumber. It is still stewing in the bow. ---> You're in luck, TU.UTZ. I have a snake and a Vespa, and I've got all the time I need to fix your pipes. Just give me a wave (I'm watching from afar). God bless you, ma'am ...contribute to our story.