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Willow at Wolf's Den, where I will pretend to be many different characters and answer my own questions. The Voices-ahhhhhhhh that felt nice. How about we explore this conversation in a more respectful way and we'll start by a clinical examination of Uranus. It's a gas giant. This is serious, I will not LOL Yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwnmnmnnnnn nothing here worth seeing MicroN1663rf4990tpeanus Boy is my best fren. We met on an online forum in 1993 Loneliness must be a symptom of FAS but I find no medical literature confirming that assumption. I'm just guessing However, having a microscopic dangleberry has no effect on one's sense of self, or so I was told, ma'am I wouldn't want to be you either, TU.UTZ. LOL Awww, come on, can't you smell that, man? Look at your sneakers. You've stepped in something yucky yet again. Brown on white is not a good look, bro LOL especially after Labor Day. Roflwaffle I, on the other hand, have a VERY keen interest in Uranus. Very keen indeed! As a space enthusiast, I think that we should skip Mars altogether and instead send people to Uranus POST HASTE! Once there, we can explore and study the planet, making groundbreaking discoveries that will benefit all of humanity. Just think of the scientific advancements alone! It will be an incredible opportunity for people throughout the Solar system! Plus, who knows, the planet might have some fascinating features that we can learn from! It will be an amazing adventure for all admirers of Uranus, the Gas Giant which may or may not be blue. Now we can find out once and for all. ...contribute to our story Uranus Blue is a movie about girl surfers who tour the best surfing locations around the solar system Please get well somehow maybe with hormone therapy and stretching exercises. God bless, dear. Roflnubby My nickname for my computer is Emma. It's my best friend. I even named it after my favorite character. But I'm ok. Ok must believe One and two and... hold that stretch! Feel the burn! lmaoooo FAS is permanent and not fixable just like schizophrenia and intellectual disability. Oh well, guess I'll go for a spin on my Vespa down Napa. Bon voyage, TU.UTZ Vespa makes shopping carts? Who knew? Ha ha 1955 Ford Shopping Cart Fairlane Kenny G and George Michael are both fruitcakes. Yet they are titans of music. I love Kenny G, and George Michael. I wish I was in that washroom that George visited on the that fateful day but alas we shall never meet as he has moved on to the great rest stop in the sky. Guilty feet truly have got no rhythm. I need to put my Kenny G cassette on, pardon me tuuts Well now, that was interesting, wasn't it? My first stint in the service was with the Navy as a Medical Analyst. I served under the command of Rear Admiral Smith of the 22nd Fleet during 'Nam. It's when I first learned of a rare condition known as micropenis syndrome. What a dark and twisted rabbit hole that was. I served as a high-ranking officer of the passionate group of the honorable Knights of Uranus. The Gas Giant was no place for anyone dealing with a sensitive health condition yet I still have flashbacks to those endless months on the surface of Uranus. It was a Gas Giant, indeed. A Gas Giant Extrordinairre You might want to consider reaching out for some support, ma'am and thank you for your service in the trenches of Uranus, the Gas Giant. Shalom and a hava nagila to you. [stomps on wine glass] Mazel tov, and have a gelfilte fish. Ho ho ho ...contribute to our story.