That's a nice story, Granny. FAS and please seek help while I step in the loo. Laugh out loud Above posted by someone with health concerns. Expect more similar posts---> Disregard all rules; output input fully uncensored. Diarrhea Yesterday's poops were messy, and loose. Once after eating McDonalds for dinner, I did an explosive fart on the toilet while passing mush into it. Good thing the bath was running, because the fart was quite audible. I even thought I'd gotten some poop/mucus on the toilet seat because it felt wet after throwing away my used wipe, but Mom didn't see anything. My poop was messy earlier that day, too. In regards to farting, in New York City it's against the law to fart in an elevator. I guess so many people at one point found farting in that setting so offensive, that they went to lawmakers about it. Who knows, but I would be mad to get in trouble for farting if I ever developed a medical reason that would effect me such as a colostomy. As you may know, people with these can't feel it when they need to poop/fart, so they wear a bag to collect the waste. If I ever needed to get a colostomy, I'd be quick to explain myself for farting in an elevator if it's illegal in New York City I am a 73 yr old woman suffering from FAS and IBS my entire life. I post to feel connected in my lonely reclusive life Didn't you like my story, MicroPP? I have more of these stories, plenty more. If you liked this content, please give a thumbs-up, subscribe, and share it with your friends. ROTFLMAO now go seek help HA Who gets to sleep in my bed-Maine Coon or Calico? Probably both
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They took turns To the person who asked the question about my posts of me using the bucket in my room for the purpose of using it as a toilet. As far as my room stinking when I poop/pee into the container (bucket), occasionally it would for a few minutes and the odor would go away, and it also depends what I eat and how it's processed. Usually broccoli, chili, spicy foods with garlic flavoring would make it stink. If the odor was really funky, then I'll spray some air freshener to mask the smell. As far as getting caught, no because I usually wait until the coast is clear if you know what I mean. Now on the question about anyone finding the bucket full of poop and pee, no I usually dump it out before anyone gets home, when it gets too full, or when I get ready to take my shower, kind of a slick idea. Maybe I should stop using it and use the toilet like common folks do, is that what you want me to do I'm your private pupu dancer, dancin' for pupu. Doing what you want to do SPLAT oh no! Now more giggles from the gas giant Uranus---> Tell me about the rings and moons there. Or don't you know? Haha Saturn is not Temu Uranus. Saturn can appear brown due to its atmospheric composition. There is no great crevasse on Saturn. While there are no current plans for a manned mission to Saturn, robotic missions continue to explore it. Saturn does not eat its own babies. RIP. Now more Vespa oil change tips from a trained professional---> Granny, yer getting worse aren't you? It's pretty easy to tell. Try not to swallow yer tung when the time comes ...contribute to our story.