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says Mall Santa Micropeanut Boi Pupu Shoes. LOL. Go ahead, say it like you mean it. Please seek help- ACK!\n

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\nlmaooo 2026 Wow! Who made you like this. You need serious help and counseling. Are you taking care of yourself asks Mall Santa Micropeen Pupu-shoes. There, there, all will be well, my dear Your mind is sharp, Granny but not nearly as sharp as the tiny, needle-like appendage attached to my tail Yakima, what happened there to make you bounce around like a ping pong ball? You really bounced around, Gran. Why Mike Walton had an interesting career in the National Hockey League. He plied his ice for the Toronto Maple Leafs Ice Hockey Club in the glory days of the late nineteen-sixties, when the Leafs won several Stanley Cups. People often now say 'Lord Stanley's mug is coming home this year' in relation to Toronto hockey fortunes, but that is rubbish. Anyhoo, Walton was a talented goal scorer who acquired the nicker of 'Shakey' for his head shakes and feints to throw off defenders. Unfortunately for 'Shakey', he played under the Stalinist regime of coach George 'Punch' Imlach. Imlach was a tyrant, a sociopathic individual who basically drove Walton as well as legend Frank Mahovlich to a nervous breakdown. I once read that in his heyday, 'Shakey' sported an orange full length fur coat. I don't know if that is true or not, but this was Toronto in the nineteen-sixties, not Gary, Indiana Love hockey stories! More please, thanks Hockey Night in Canada reminds me of chocolate fudge, you know, it kind of looks like chocolate but you would not want to eat it because it isn't really fudge or chocolate, it's something much more unappetizing. Pupu comes to mind. That's what Hockey Night in Canada is like, it's an amalgamation of corn with brown pudding-like material. I would avoid it Granny. Uranus would be a perfect planet to host Hockey Night in Canada, isn't that right, Granny? I thought so A lifetime of incontinence due to severe FAS. Some people have all the luck quot;It was the suit that got me the gig, it was the tear that got me the girl". i don't know whether New York Rangers legendary netminder Ed Giacomin ever said that but the New York press would have plotzed if he did I found the spam when I visited Uranus, the Gas Giant. What do you have to say about that, little one with the littlest one? LMAO Leaky Matron Abnormality Obvious D,u,m,b,n,e,r,d,s,m,o,L,p,e,a,N,u,s,s,m,o ,L,b,r,a,I,n,s,m,o,L,h,e,a,d,s,m,o,L,h,e ,a,r,t,s,m,o,L,s,o,u,l,s,m,o,L,s,p,i,r,i ,t,s,m,o,L,b,o,d,i,e,s,m,o,L,l,i,v,e,s,m ,o,L,d,r,e,a,m,s,m,o,L,h,o,p,e,s,m,o,L,f ,e,a,r,s,m,o,L,l,o,v,e,s,m,o,L,h,a,t,e,s ,m,o,L,l,i,e,s,m,o,L,t,r,u,t,h,s,m,o,L,s ,e,c,r,e,t,s,m,o,L,w,i,s,h,e,s,m,o,L,d,e ,s,i,r,e,s,m,o,L,p,a,s,s,i,o,n,s,m,o,L,c ,r,a,v,i,n,g,s,m,o,L,h,o,n,e,s,t,y,m,o,L ,d,e,c,e,i,t,f,a,G,e,t,t,Y,p,I,n,g,v,A,g ,I,n,a seek help and th-ACK!\n

\nTHE END\nCopyright 2025-2026 Micropeanut/Jalapeno Press\nlmaooo to be continued 1971 Chevrolet 20 Series van 125" wb 250" inline six 3 on the tree for free! People who know use a great lubricant like Castrol 20/50 for their performance vehicles. It can even be used on squeaky shopping cart wheels. Tee hee hee snort cough THE VALMORX GAY HOOKUP REPORT. Dear Commander, per your instructions I, Val M. Orx, am submitting this report on my last incident of a gay encounter. I, Val M. Orx was eyeing Steve across the bar. The DJ was spinning Cher, my favorite which got everyone working up a sweat and more. Steve approached and we enjoyed an intimate evening, and we finished the night together. THIS CONCLUDES THE VALMORX GAY HOOKUP REPORT. There is nothing wrong with being a gay human unless you're operating under FAS guidelines and don't really know what you are THIS CONCLUDES THE VALMORX FUN NIGHT REPORT Fantasy and make-believe are the sanctuary of many FAS sufferers. Isn't that right, friend ...contribute to our story.

 

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