I influence your every thought and action. It's nice to have such powerful sway over your psyche. LOL Looney Old Lady drained my life savings to buy Depends that she pupus in and leaves on my Vespa seat. Stop it! This is getting to be too much for me, granny. I underestimated your persistent focus on making my life miserable! I haven't gone on a Vespa ride in weeks because of your antics. You win. I admit defeat. I should spend my time more productively, like cleaning the bathhouse or changing the oil in my Vespa. Maybe I can build immunity to jalapenos or solve a Rubik's cube. Who am I kidding? I'll just take a long walk to clear my head. Lol Leaky Obtuse Loon
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There was a Great Dane here a few minutes ago and of course Come on you had to step in the massive pupu it left behind. Dude, you need a power washer to clean your shoes this time LOL Lonely Old Lady Hello. My name is [REDACTED]. Goodbye for a few minutes until the voices make me, an old lady, share more nonsense about Uranus. I love Uranus. I love the smell of Uranus. I also like taking a stroll to the park on my Vespa. That reminds me- I need to change the oil. BRB Uranus is not very interesting It's a gas giant with rich concentrations of minerals and other goodies including but not limited to pupu and stinky cavern worms. Speaking of worms, I have to work a shift at the bathhouse this evening, so I won't be available for comment, TU.UTZ. Eat your heart out! LMAOOO My favorite kind of chocolate fudge is the kind that comes from the fanny. Such a rich, rustic aroma hearkening back to Juan Valdez' donkey pupu. The best part of waking up is coffee in your cup.\n\nI did a composite/s-video mod and controller rebuild on an Atari 5200 that sold for $400. What were they thinking
You must be feeling really frustrated with all that fluff on your shoes. Have you ever thought about strapping on a fluff detector I love to hear old lady stories. Keep them coming What are my favorite kind of old lady stories? DEPENDS!! LOL LOL Oh, I'm so clever I found the Spam when I visited Uranus. The Spam was crushed by the stifling atmosphere of Uranus Please consider speaking to a professional for support, ma'am Thank you for that suggestion. I spoke to a professional - a professional astronomer who regaled me with tales of the wonders of Uranus. Quite interesting, actually. Uranus is quite underrated. I once knew a man from a quaint coastal town who was particularly interested in astronomy. I hope to introduce you to him one day so you can both discuss the possibility of life on Uranus. Quite a charming topic, isn't it a.s.s.t.r.o.o.n.o.m.y? Not as interesting as micro.s.c.o.p.e. Thank you for your attention to this matter Fathers Day is coming. Remember all that he did for you and remember what Uranus did for pupu. Oh, no, it looks like gravy leaked from your rear. There is a trail leading all the way back to your Vespa. Grumpy Old Goat You might be going through a tough time, ma'am. I hope you can find the support you need to try the yogurt. It helps to make your pupu regular I found the spam, really embedded in the chunks of colorful splatter. There was corn in there too. A bountiful feast was had, sponsored by Hormel Foods Thanks for the memories, dad sponsored by Hormel Foods ...contribute to our story.