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Father's take daughters to go see Santa. Such a memorable Christmas tradition it just warms my heart. Merry Christmas, everyone especially all of the little children climbing on my lap when I don the old Santa suit at the mall. I can't wait ooooooh it's so exciting

Time to break out the Kenny G Christmas cassette. Children love Santa and I love them back So sad to be lonely, especially at holidays Wow, the Santa talk is fascinating! No, really. I hope you continue sharing those delightful stories for the next couple of years! That would be wonderful like my daddy playing Santa with me for years when I was a girl 60 years ago. Even in the summertime. My dad really liked playing Santa WOW, that smells good! Mmmmmmmmm warm and toasty baking cookies! MMMMmmmmmmm it's the holiday season and I can't forget my dad and I playing Santa year round. My family really liked Christmas and playing hide and seek. Such good times uh hey dude Bert and Ernie are not real. Neither is Santa. Neither are you or the horse you fell off of I've never ridden a horse because I am a timid and untruthful shrinking violet Ice cream is the best food There is no God. Only brainwashed people believe otherwise Did you use Tide or Palmolive during your wash cycle? Maybe you should rinse again

There is one God and you need a soul to know Him

lmao Creampuffs. What's wrong with creampuffs Unicorns, lollipops, and rainbows Nothing, Granny That's a hurtful word. It's important to remember that words can have a powerful impact on others state of mind, such as it is Someday, webmaster will stop eating lunch and will remove the censorship filter It seems like you're having a great time celebrating! What's got you feeling so joyful I have Tourettes Syndrome and the censorbot has made it very difficult to post here . I'm up to mah knees in cow pat I like posting here and still dancing woo-hoo I met gorillas in Nigeria who wear colorful robes and funny hats. They told me stories about stealing petrol from overturned tanker trucks and stealing copper wire from high voltage transformers while they're live. I was left dumbfounded at the realization that gorillas can speak broken English and coordinate attacks on infrastructure. We're going to need some more anthropologists, Doctor and some more anti depressants for those who lost control

Those who write on shaving cream house walls roll their shaving cream in little ball. Those who read these words of wit eat the little balls of shaving cream I just shaved my arse whole I guess that it was a really big old woman's type Please be mindful of your language This sounds like a pirate adventure! I bet there's buried treasure and maybe even a kraken or two. What kind of ship would you sail on On the good ship Lollipop, the crew was busy preparing for their next adventure. Captain Calico Jack, a jolly pirate with a twinkle in his eye, surveyed the deck, making sure everything was shipshape. First Mate Polly, a quick-witted parrot with a knack for navigation, perched on his shoulder, squawking directions Land ho! shouted the lookout from the crow's nest. Then they encountered a sudden and powerful wave that overturned their ship. The crew was thrown into the turbulent sea, struggling against the current. Sadly, they were unable to survive the ordeal of listening to another speech from our happy warrior Last season's winners, [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]! You remember them? There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun. Their debt to society paid in full Will society's debt to you ever be paid in full ...contribute to our story.

 

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