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to find underwear that fit. I've been searching and searching to no avail. I sent a handwritten letter to Speedo 2 years ago and they never responded. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Now more gibberish from Granny-in-Chief---> I'll have the pepperlingus, and the gentleman with have the fish taco. lmaoooo All this gibberish posted by a FAS participant who really wants to be a man without incontinence. Lmao If you say so, MicroP. How's the therapy going? Have the exercises helped yet? Keep trying, my friend, one day you will find inner peace. ----> Plop. Plop. Splash. Flush. Pupu streak remains visible. Very brown---> Your sense of humor about life's little mishaps makes me smile. Why do you want others to know about your quirky habits? LMAO Life is hard when you can't find fitting underoos. I can't go commando for 'medical' reasons, so I have to improvise. I haven't accepted Granny's pickleball challenge, as the underoos double as an athletic supporter. Thank you and God bless. Now more insight from the leading Granny in cable news---> Granny has a condition that's why all the gibberish is posted. She's very lonely and dependent. It's sad, I know all the other people in Morro Bay with a unique condition. They meet at the community center like me. Now more thoughts from a FAS survivor---> Why mommy, why??? Why did you do that Vespa salesman and Mall Santa? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, you know. Now more wisdom from TU.UTZ---> No, you're mixed up over who you are. It's hard to keep track of 124 individuals inside your oddly shaped head. Do better You know what, MicoP? You are a very interesting person to chat with but nonetheless a highly unbalanced individual. Remember the vibrant one will guide you to a more serene existence. Please seek tranquility---> Uranus. The gas giant of tranquility. Seek it for a lasting peace. Godspeed, traveler I know you're having a tough time, Granny, with all your health issues. It's so funny that you need to share all your FAS symptoms. That's really something, TU.UTZ When was the first time you laid a pupu here? My first time was around 2009 and I've been pupuing here ever since! I hope you enjoy the fragrance. Now for more Granny nattering---> It's a big day for Granny. A pallet of Depends is to be delivered today. Problem is she has nowhere to put them in her spacious 190' cottage This has been your Daily Depends Delivery Report. I'm Mike R---- reporting for S------ News. Now back to Granny for more zingers---> He's just a Vespa ridin' smooth jazz listenin' pupu steppin' undie streakin' mall Santa with a micro Someone with a bit of a sassy and bold personality ----> Little Richard here. I'll be back on the road as soon as I put some Valvoline in the Vespa. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO Now more tales from the Granny---> I'm sorry ma'am but you are everyone here. Extremely lonely people invent personalities that live in their oddly shaped heads. These "friends" can then be called upon at will for mental support and backing. 124 of these may seem a bit much but FAS patients have "special" needs. God bless the multiple miss who lives here and God Bless and Hail to the King of Uranus, the Gas Giant. He is a benevolent leader of the Gasittes. ...contribute to our story Easy to spot the passionate supporter of gas, upset stomach, bloating and indigestion. Not to mention dia ree a. But MicroP always blames Granny's multiple fascinating personalities --> Acid was really the thing at a certain point in life. I plugged in maybe 15 times. Fun to become one with the cosmos. Very enlightening indeed. BREAKING NEWS: The Gasittes are fleeing from Uranus, the Gas Giant. In other Uranus news----> ...contribute to our story.