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when they were young and vibrant, not like now when I'm 73 and feeling a bit worn out Thanks for sharing, Granny. Now for an update on someone's latest health news---------> When you're feeling a bit off and need to let something go, it's best to just relax and let nature take its course Update on someone's latest move but I have an idea. We could go on an adventure. Once every decade I take an airship from Timbuktu to Lake Titicaca. Along the way I gorge on beef jerky and fruit roll-ups. When we approach the mysterious sites, we unload some spicy snacks on their positions and land in the Venezuelan jungles of the Amazon. Then we go looking for the Crystal Micropeanus of Atlantis described in pre-deluvian texts recorded on an emerald tablet by none other than Thoth Hoarsepeanus March Meet Famosa Quetzalcoatl the Winged Serpent who established the Inca, Aztec, Olmec, Toltec, and Zapotec tribes for the purpose of gold and silver mining and refining. Macchu Picchu was built by mysterious beings from another world known as Uranus. They look like tapeworms and they love warm, dark, smelly places. The only way to ward them off is with a tube of Ivermectin, which is how they were pushed out of Macchu Picchu by a brave explorer. Now for more tales from Granny the nurse hacker---> who is everybody but herself wait that doesn't make sense. Nothing I say makes sense. Now more gibberish from a quirky source---> Now, for more of the same---------> Forgive old Granny. Her brain is on the fast track to the Pulitzer Prize. She's a terrific writer and I am a fan. The jalapeno story had me laughing for days, and the pup landmines are always a classic. I stopped reading horoscopes so I could read bowel movement reports instead. Way more engaging and accurate. Now more gibberish from our elderly nurse hacker and owner of Micropeanus Boy's heart---> The word Plop reminds me of this----> Tune into Salty Cracker only on Rumble. Now more wisdom from our #2 poster. GET IT?! AHAHA---> Please seek help for your mental health Kenny G. Dew ewe doux da Playstation Tew FAS keeps people 12 years old forever when you're lucky enough to be Mall Santa. Only 11 more months! I'm so excited. God bless, TU.UTZ. Now more wisdom from a pile of pupu---> Hello. I'm Cornpop. What's happening? Where am I? Will someone give me a friendly wave or a report on their crops?---> Ah, what a nice day for a solid walk. Ready to explore the park---> What is it about Uranus that makes it such an interesting Gas Giant? ...contribute to our story I just contributed something sweet and gooey. Enjoy, TU.UTZ hiding from life in a 190' box. Try to forgive your parents and embrace what time that you have left. God bless you, ma'am Thank you for your thoughts and prayers MicroP. Would you care to stop by my place again tonight? I'll have something special ready for you. ...contribute to our story Is that the real person? Congrats on yer moment of clarity to finally see your vanishingly tiny treats. Oh, what a relief it is! Your turn, TU.UTZ---> Comet 31/ATLAS Papiere, bitte. Oh! Domino's Pizza? Sie kÃ¶nnen gehen. Passen Sie auf die schiefe Stufe und die Hundehaufen auf. lmaooooooooo Gee TU.UTZ, you're kind of losing it, aren't you? Remember, it's okay to be who you are. The crew cut helps, but you're just not believable as Mall Santa. You need a tiny Vespa to even qualify. Now more wisdom from Granny---> Nothing is more lonely than an old she/he responding to her own posts trying to feel something, anything at all. But all this thinking about Granny is inspiring me to feel ...contribute to our story.