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It's a big day for Granny. A pallet of Depends is to be delivered today. Problem is she has nowhere to put them in her spacious 190' cottage This has been your Daily Depends Delivery Report. I'm Mike R---- reporting for S------ News. Now back to Granny for more zingers---> He's just a Vespa ridin' smooth jazz listenin' pupu steppin' undie streakin' mall Santa with a micro Someone with a bit of a sassy and bold personality ----> Little Richard here. I'll be back on the road as soon as I put some Valvoline in the Vespa. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO Now more tales from the Granny---> I'm sorry ma'am but you are everyone here. Extremely lonely people invent personalities that live in their oddly shaped heads. These "friends" can then be called upon at will for mental support and backing. 124 of these may seem a bit much but FAS patients have "special" needs. God bless the multiple miss who lives here and God Bless and Hail to the King of Uranus, the Gas Giant. He is a benevolent leader of the Gasittes. ...contribute to our story Easy to spot the passionate supporter of gas, upset stomach, bloating and indigestion. Not to mention dia ree a. But MicroP always blames Granny's multiple fascinating personalities --> Acid was really the thing at a certain point in life. I plugged in maybe 15 times. Fun to become one with the cosmos. Very enlightening indeed. BREAKING NEWS: The Gasittes are fleeing from Uranus, the Gas Giant. In other Uranus news----> Got a better drone. Keep looking up ohno I just stepped in another pile of pupu! I know it was you, Granny! I'll get you for this! I bet you've never sniffed a buddle before, not even from the Great Crevasse of Uranus. Take that, TU.UTZ. Now more arcane knowledge from our favorite granny---> WOW! I hope you're doing okay, ma'am. Please reach out if you need anything from the bathhouse. I could bring you some TP and Epsom salts. I'll be near your trailer in 15 minutes. Pls reply---> I am so lonely and afraid of old ladies. It's probably because of the Micropeanus thing. Yeah, that's it. Now more hilarious content from Granny---> I'd like to come by and inspect your used diapers again, Granny. The scent in your trailer is quite something. Love Always, MJT Why are you so interested in my mental health and my used diapers? Why don't you do something useful and fix the crooked step on my long, dark walkway? Ta-ta, Microfriend. lmaoooo God bless you ma'am, and all that you drag along with you especially your cozy blankets. Love ya, TU.UTZ. Plz respond---> Have a better day tomorrow but try not to step in poop even if you like it. Now more gibberish from this site's #2 poster GET IT?! AAAHAHA---> That was very funny. I am laughing out loud. My home is the planet Uranus, the Gas Giant. There's no place like home, no matter what it smells like. ...contribute to our story Everybody knows that Microjalapenius thorensis is a real man with a real Vespa. He lives in a palace of marble and gold but works as a Mall Santa for charity and a scooter mechanic to get his mind off of the one who got away. *sigh* You'll rue the day to day tedium of having fun at the expense of the smol man with the micropeanuts. It's quite exhausting as there is no end to the potential comedic material presented by this bitter, miserable, tiny man. Now more wise and true words from a great intellectual heavyweight---> uuuuh, duuuh. You have a funny sense of humor, granny ha ha ha. Deeerp Talk Soup with John Henson starring John Henson ...contribute to our story.