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T.****/F****** 2028 You came out of a human. That doesn't make you human, T.U.T.Z You seem confused, Micropinnace. Try reading books about biology to gain a better understanding. God bless, and don't forget to seek help and therapy for your computer problems. Now for more bleeding-edge news from the scientific community---> FAS is a lifelong sentence but you did nothing wrong! What a mess I had an accident in my corduroy underoos. Of course it was Granny's fault. Now for more Granny---> Face it, Uranus as we know it is the best version of Uranus that we will ever know. As Gas Giants go, it is bigger than most. ---> You will remain here hoping to feel something, anything for the rest of your life, such as it is, dear Only those who have learned the power of sincere and selfless contribution experience life's deepest joy - true fulfillment of Uranus under the cedars. God bless Kenny G. Next up on the countdown, Granny K with her hit single "Micropinnace Boi's Volkswagen Van"---> Isn't there someone who could help you ma'am? At 73 you should really be in a better space. Did you have some kind of trauma as a little girl that won't go away. Ask God to help you get better. All my hopes I'm feeling a bit frazzled, Granny. Could you give me a hand? Pls reply---> A survey conducted by the Times Mirror Center for The People and The Press found that 11-million U.S. homes are 'already equipped to travel the information highway.' Nearly one third of U.S. households own a personal computer, and about 23-million adults use a home computer every day. Twelve percent of all households have a modem-equipped computer, and as many as 6% of all Americans go online. Now for more interesting tech trends from Micropinnace---> I found the spam lol in space lmaooo TU.TZ, you can't live without gleaning information from other people's lives through their computers. I understand that FAS has greatly impacted your life and will continue to do so. That doesn't give you the right to invade and vandalize. Enjoy what little time you have left and be careful on that tricky step to the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY to Uranus. Now more grandparent messages---> FAS- better you than me. Just thinking about it is giving me a headache, Roy. Lmao In a polite society, words such as *beep* are frowned upon. In fact, we can't use the word *beep* here. It gets redacted. What do you think, MicroPP? ---> I think FAS is the reason that you have not found the spam, t.u.u.t.z. Now leave me and my hard drive alone. LMAO Where's the spam? [old lady noises] Now more Micropinnace noises---> Thank you ma'am. Don't trip on those giant hanging meat curtains that you are so fond of. Maybe in the next life you'll be born male to a mother that takes better care of herself. LMAO snort cough wheeze the gases of Uranus are overwhelming me and my 12 yr old intellect. What's an intellect anyhow? Why mommy,why is the man in the Mall Santa costume so bitter and consumed with rage? The poor, tiny man needs help from a professional! He may have a stroke if he doesn't practice his stretching exercises. Cooling balm may help. Take it from me, Nurse Granny. Now more installation instructions from a disco ball technician---> Ma'am, please try to have a better day tomorrow. God bless you and Uranus, the gas giant. Please don't forget to leave some fresh snacks in the special can tonight, Granny. I'm starvin' for some meatloaf. Now more tips & tricks from the vidya game master of 1997---> As a species, we must contemplate habitation of Mars in the imminent future. Convince me otherwise for a chance to win some of Granny's meatloaf! Fudge not included. This offer does not apply to whiny scooter riders in the state of California. Purchase not necessary. Dial 1-800-STEAMER for assistance. Now back to your regular programming---> You mean FAS dementia from an elderly person with a short haircut ...contribute to our story.