Mass Fiction is a long running collaborative fiction effort.

Show words ... Human or Not? You make the call Why the fig do I have to make the call? You should take a stand, don't dodge the hard questions. Have courage! But the answer is that Uranus has no human inhabitants. Only Fudge Folks and Gas Giants live there. Go figure Human or Not? You make the call That's really not interesting. No, you make the call You must have been a really lousy nurse. Did that start in the fruit basket of the fruits? Lol NOT HUMAN (not enough fun Uranutian or Not? You make the call ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring LMAO real sorry that your day was ruined. Real sorry : ) God bless Human or Not? You make the call What happens when people with alcohol addiction get pregnant with the seed of a part-time Mall Santa and Vespa salesman? If you said Micropeanus then you get a cookie! Now for more noise from a gas giant---> BRRAAAAPPPHHT. Ah, that feels better. Journal Sorry, it seems like you're going through a tough time. Hiccccc Human or Not? You make the call You pretended to be human for 73 years. Keep reaching for the stars, TU.UTZ More human than human? You make the call to Pizza Hit- Makin' it Great! Now more insight from the leader in Micropeanus news---> Ma'am, you really need to get one. Not having one is ruining your life such as it is. Maybe you just need a cucumber. You crewcut folks are so jealous of us real folks My ghost detector is really BEEPin and BOOPin. I think there's a NPC close by Gee, I hope that I didn't ruin your day BEEP BOOP CLANK CLANK CLANK Human or not? You make the call ring ring ring ring \nring ring ring ring \nring ring ring ring \nring ring ring ring \nwe're sorry but you have reached a number that is no longer in service Please hang up and try again or dial * for an Operation Uranus is getting gassier, as Gas Giants often do. You may want to avoid that part of the Solar System, and stay in your cozy cottage. Leave exploration of of Uranus to professionals, ma'am Human or not? You make the call to the California Board of Indigenous LGBTQ College Fund Are you their spokes piggy? Haha now where did I put that gerbil? brb afk Missing a whole lot more than a part. Haha SPLAY ohno not AGAIN I guess it's just a quiet place now Human or not? You decide because I wash my hands of the situation. Pupu or not? You decide SPLAT I guess pupu. I decide to order another pallet of Depends from Costco.lmao By the way, I'd like to inspect them after you use them. What did you have for lunch today? After I get to inspect them for worms, then you can then seek help by making the call Your mom made the call a long time ago, ma'am. Lmao BREAKING NEWS: Plopping and splashing sounds have been detected in the vicinity of Uranus, accompanied by a sulfuric odor. The Gas Giant may be viewed with the naked eye. Now back to our movie of the week - 'Human or not? You make the call' starring Ian Z. and the shark from Sharknado Someone here must be very passionate about a specific topic. It's the old lady from the coast. She also talks about things that don't concern her and has a short haircut. We all know what that means. Lol ...contribute to our story.   Here's where you can contribute. Type something into the box below. Take the story wherever you want. End in the middle of a sentence and the next author can continue from there. Or not. Only the mundane and the idiotic* is disallowed. I am not a spammer:  * HTML tags are allowed. Type <P> or press return a couple times to separate paragraphs. Please do not use extravagant html or post anything overly offensive. If you try to disrupt our fun, you will be banished from this web site. Only one submission at a time. Massfiction won't let you add two submissions in a row.