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In other news, the search for pupu continues on Uranus, the Gas Giant. Reports of a previously unknown tunnel containing the mysterious substance are as of now unsubstantiated but reports of the so-called Fudge Tunnel of Uranus persist and concerns of a rupture continue Hey, Smeppy. Have you ever seen a dingo outside of a zoo? Are they scary dags or are they smol like coyotes? Can you tame a dingo? Do dingoes like berries? Are there berries in Oz that are called dingo berries? These questions have been burning in my mind for the last 15 seconds and I'm dying to know the answer. Pls respond---> The answers to these and other questions can be found in the Fudge Tunnels of Uranus, the Gas Giant Tonight's love dedication comes to us from Deke and dedicated to Susie. A pair of clowns from Detroit who are known for dousing their audience with a soft drink called Faygo which is produced in the state of Michigan. Number 23 on this week's countdown is \"Superballs\" by The Insane Clown Posse. I'm Casey Kasem. Scooby doo Faygo is a soda pop for LGBTQ+ consumers, who are a respected demographic. However Scooby Dooby Doo smell like dog poop. Watch your step ohno I stepped in Shaggy 2-Doop's pupu. That's the second time this week. I'm gonna call Reesepieces and we're gonna have a rap battle yo. Pepper Uranus knick-knack You must be very lonely huh? You always have a friend in the Lord. Open your heart to his love and guidance Indeed, His guidance is invaluable

Say, you might be the prime demographic for Faygo soda pop. Faygo soda pop is the favored soft drink of the LGBTQ+ community, a respected demographic. A refreshing, flavorful treat! ...contribute to our story I smell anise. Fudge is being made in the deep, mysterious depths of Uranus, the Gas Giant. Uranus is such an intriguing celestial body, is it not like the inside of a black hole?

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\nNext up, Scotty Pippen! [electronic intro music You are amazing even though you are a bit slow and very greasy. Do you know the scooter collector guy with the custom speedos that had a brown streak down the back. Some people have trouble digesting hot, spicy foods. Pepto-Bismol may help -----> Point your telescope to the heavens to observe a most peculiar event: The center of the galaxy is being repeatedly impacted by a large cylinder composed of unknown material. Now back to Smeppy Dundee, ABC News--->

Thank you, Scotty Pippen for all your OF donations. Now we go to Smeppy Dundee for breaking news---> Smeppy seems to be suffering some technical difficulties. A wild roo has entangled itself in the broadcast equipment. The camera person is currently trying to disentangle the roo, and the roo isn't reacting. This is Dick Butz reporting live for ABC News. We'll send it back to the control room until the situation on the scene improves Now for the weather segment with our award-winning meteorologist Missy F-----> Facial. Missy's Facial WOW! How did you end up in such a challenging mental state? God bless you, ma'am Even in d,e,a,t,h he steps in the poop. God bless him. Now for more poop steppin'---> I'm a 73 yr old woman with multiple issues. drrrrrrrrrrr WOW! Maybe you should get some help for that, friend. lmaooooo Now more juicy gossip from our favorite troublemaker---> 1955 Ford Fairlane lol Like taking candy from a tiny peanut. lmaoooo Now more gibberish from a vintage 1955 Ford Vespa---> There may be enough gas on Uranus, the Gas Giant, to power one hundred trillion Vespas. Think about that, folks lmao Calm and collected, yet deeply concerned that this silly fellow is too large for the universe. Back to Granny for more breaking news---> Why mommy, why? Why did you choose this path ...contribute to our story.

 

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