Good Morning to all of my regular readers. Isn't this a great day to take a I've been feeling a bit congested for a few days, I think this one is going to be a big deal! Stay tuned to KPUP, home of the Top 40 Pupu Countdown hosted by Casey Kasem, sponsored by Pfizer. Let's all stay healthy and safe Did anybody here see the obituary for a noted Mall Santa who donated his privates to scientific research? Something about the Research Center for a Sensitive Condition Hello. My name is Jumbo Thorensen, estranged brother of Mall Santa and Vespa mechanic Micropeanus Thorensen. We haven't spoken since the summer of 1992 because of his mental and physical condition. I took it upon myself to write his obituary, as the only other family member who could've written it is Kristen, my dear beloved sister. She declined for personal reasons, but we still love our little brother Jalapeno Boy. RIP, brother! May you ride the roads of heaven on the sweetest Vespa imaginable, and may the Kenny G tunes never end. RIP, little brother. We'll see you when we see you and may your day be as smooth as silk, little one In other news, the search for pupu continues on Uranus, the Gas Giant. Reports of a previously unknown tunnel containing the mysterious substance are as of now unsubstantiated but reports of the so-called Fudge Tunnel of Uranus persist and concerns of a rupture continue Hey, Smeppy. Have you ever seen a dingo outside of a zoo? Are they scary dags or are they smol like coyotes? Can you tame a dingo? Do dingoes like berries? Are there berries in Oz that are called dingo berries? These questions have been burning in my mind for the last 15 seconds and I'm dying to know the answer. Pls respond---> The answers to these and other questions can be found in the Fudge Tunnels of Uranus, the Gas Giant Tonight's love dedication comes to us from Deke and dedicated to Susie. A pair of clowns from Detroit who are known for dousing their audience with a soft drink called Faygo which is produced in the state of Michigan. Number 23 on this week's countdown is \"Superballs\" by The Insane Clown Posse. I'm Casey Kasem. Scooby doo Faygo is a soda pop for LGBTQ+ consumers, who are a respected demographic. However Scooby Dooby Doo smell like dog poop. Watch your step ohno I stepped in Shaggy 2-Doop's pupu. That's the second time this week. I'm gonna call Reesepieces and we're gonna have a rap battle yo. Pepper Uranus knick-knack You must be very lonely huh? You always have a friend in the Lord. Open your heart to his love and guidance Indeed, His guidance is invaluable
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I smell anise. Fudge is being made in the deep, mysterious depths of Uranus, the Gas Giant. Uranus is such an intriguing celestial body, is it not like the inside of a black hole?\n
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