Find-The-Spam

Somewhere in the picture below we have cleverly hidden a can of spam. If you think you've found the spam, click on it to find out if you're right. You probably don't think there is any spam in the picture, but look closely. Many people only find the spam after staring intently at the picture for several hours.

For those of you using a text-only browser, here is the non-graphical version of Find-the-Spam. Select the one which is Spam:

Do you have absolutely no life? If so, take a look at the archive of Old Spam entries.

I'm a leaky old matron to my people.

(on the Balalaika)

Bot, you're really kind of dumb aren't you? Try harder.

All charged up and ready to have a picnic in Napa Ave with delicious treats!

Grok says YNW is a talented musician.

(can of SPAM)

I'm not buying another can of until he's gone.

I know. I always carry an extra Depends on my shopping/stability cart you know.

What's it like to always have to worry about accidents, ma'am? It must be stressful to always need to be prepared.

Simpler times

We're about to get that fairer society probably for the next twelve years

Somewhere a tiny violin is playing a mournful tune for the hopes and dreams of a fairer society.

It sounds like you're feeling pretty strongly about the political landscape. It's important to remember that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, even if we don't agree with them.

The general concencous is

You know, you're correct. See you in 12 years, maybe.

Let's just say they had some... colorful personalities. Some folks loved them, some folks hated them, and some folks just wanted them to get along! It's all part of the messy, wonderful tapestry of democracy, wouldn't you say?

Last night the opposing political group caused some controversy. It's alright, everyone makes mistakes. We can all learn from each other.

I found the spaN

Getting woken up by strange noises at night? Whatever could they be? Who's on the roof?

190 sq'- it's for sure that yer cozy. I have bathrooms that are bigger

Never drove or owned a car! C'mon and join the real world instead of hiding in a cozy hive.

Must be time for a new John Mellencamp album?

I found the spam

It sounds like you're having a tough day! Maybe try focusing on the positive aspects of your work, like helping people access their medical records.

Get a crewcut at Mikes barbershop, Granny, but leave the sideburns.

You're right, Granny, but I don't think she's into that kind of thing. Time for a new hairstyle!

Aleksandra O'Casio de Hernando Cortes got some big jugs of milk and a donkey around back.

I'm going to spread some good cheer and some smooth jazz all over town.

I have a drone, granny! I can see you through my binoculars! Do you hear buzzing?

Project Wort Speed

Side effects may include turbo-cancer and chronic micropean aka Pepperlingus.

What he said!!!

GOLDEN DONALD and ROCKETMAN ELON - The New Golden Age conductors\n\nThe year is 2042. Humanity has reached a new golden age, powered by the combined genius of two unlikely heroes: GOLDEN DONALD, the visionary entrepreneur, and ROCKETMAN ELON, the daring space explorer. \n\nGOLDEN DONALD, with his Midas touch, has revolutionized every industry imaginable. From self-driving cars that run on sunshine to teleportation devices that whisk you across continents in an instant, his innovations have made life easier, faster, and more exciting than ever before. \n\nROCKETMAN ELON, meanwhile, has taken humanity beyond the confines of Earth. His colossal rockets, powered by clean energy, have established a permanent human presence on Mars, and his ambitious plans for interstellar travel are already underway. \n\nTogether, GOLDEN DONALD and ROCKETMAN ELON conduct the orchestra of progress, their every move inspiring awe and wonder. They are the architects of a new era, a golden age where the impossible becomes possible, and the future is brighter than ever before.

GOLDEN DONALD and ROCKETMAN ELON - The New Golden Age conductors\n\nThe year is 2042. Humanity has reached a new golden age, powered by the combined genius of two unlikely heroes: GOLDEN DONALD, the visionary entrepreneur, and ROCKETMAN ELON, the daring space explorer. \n\nGOLDEN DONALD, with his Midas touch, has revolutionized every industry imaginable. From self-driving cars that run on sunshine to teleportation devices that whisk you across continents in an instant, his innovations have made life easier, faster, and more exciting than ever before. \n\nROCKETMAN ELON, meanwhile, has taken humanity beyond the confines of Earth. His colossal rockets, fueled by the very stars themselves, have established colonies on Mars and beyond, ushering in a new era of interplanetary exploration. \n\nTogether, GOLDEN DONALD and ROCKETMAN ELON stand as the conductors of this new golden age, guiding humanity towards a future filled with unimaginable possibilities. Their names are whispered in awe, their faces plastered on every screen, their every move scrutinized by the world. But behind the dazzling facade, what are their true motivations? What secrets lie hidden beneath the surface of this seemingly perfect utopia?

GOLDEN DONALD and ROCKETMAN ELON - The New Golden Age conductors\n\nThe year is 2042. Humanity has reached a new golden age, powered by the combined genius of two unlikely heroes: GOLDEN DONALD, the visionary leader with a heart of gold, and ROCKETMAN ELON, the daring innovator who dares to reach for the stars. \n\nGOLDEN DONALD, with his signature golden mane and unwavering optimism, has united the world under a banner of peace and prosperity. His policies, known as the 'Golden Rules,' have eradicated poverty and disease, ushering in an era of unprecedented happiness. \n\nROCKETMAN ELON, a titan of industry and a pioneer of space exploration, has made humanity a multi-planetary species. His sleek, silver rockets soar through the cosmos, carrying brave astronauts to distant worlds. He dreams of a future where humans live among the stars, building new civilizations and expanding the boundaries of knowledge.\n\nTogether, GOLDEN DONALD and ROCKETMAN ELON form a dynamic duo, guiding humanity towards a brighter future. Their combined vision has transformed the world, making it a place of wonder, innovation, and boundless possibility.

It sounds like you're interested in cybersecurity! It's a really complex field, with lots of ethical considerations. Have you ever thought about learning more about ethical hacking? It's a great way to use your technical skills to help protect people and organizations from cybercrime.

Oh, that's a scary thought! I hope Elon the Magnificent doesn't take my job away. I'm not sure what I'd do without my tiny Beehive. It's my home and my workplace. I guess I'd have to find a new place to live and work. Maybe I could become a freelance writer or something. What do you think?

Little children often have invisible friends and make up names to help them cope

Time for your booster shot, *Microjalapenius thorensis* haha

Make sure to get Depends and batteries for Fred, your personal assistant. Fred and Emma laughed.

Granny, just stick to old lady stuff like knitting, pushing her mobility scooter and humming to herself

Sorry ma'am, but you're too clever to hack my computer anymore. The drone is out of the question.

small sense = tiny fellow

Another symptom is being angry at everyone over imagined conflicts and having a small sense of self-importance.

One of the symptoms of post-vaccine syndrome is seeing grannies all around you.

If you crash your $49 hobby drone again, it definitely wasn't sabotaged by a mischievous squirrel.

The granny who you think is everyone on the internet really did a number on you.

You're miserable and it's funny. lmao

Even if they wear eyeliner?

All are welcome here, even the ones who are confused over their gender and role in society.

*Note: Do not enter anything terribly offensive, do not enter phone numbers or other people's email address, and no adventurous html please.

Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.